so i accidentally clicked on my replies on :reddit-logo: (i turned off notifications like a year ago) and like in the top 5 of hundreds of ignored replies was that giant copypasta 1989 tiananmen square with like hanzi logograms interspersed with single line english descriptions of events that, taken cumulatively, reddit brains thing will like get a chinese person using the internet in trouble.

pretty sure i haven't even said anything about china on reddit in months. i can't remember, but i think my last few posts have been about how fucked up the cops are in the u.s. so naturally i must be a chinese guy. kinda sweet that they think some rando chinese dude has completely cracked conversational anglo slang. maybe they think i'm like a high level super spy, like i was trained in this sort of situation .