"goddamn right I want a little umbrella with that" :gigachad-hd:

The gendering of drinks has always been weird to me. Like clothes I can at least somewhat understand (although there's still a lot of bullshit around that), but... fucking drinks?

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Can't stand any kind of whiskey in soda

    Like yeah let's really get a looooong pull of that bitter wood varnish flavor without any of the spicy nutty flavor. Like have some jack, THEN some coke

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Rum and Coke is soooo much better than Jack and Coke

      Also, I am glad to hear that I am not the only one to recognize that Scotch tastes like how Olde English furniture polish smells

      • Runcible [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        The first time I went to a bar my friend's husband handed me a scotch on the rocks "here try this, it tastes like an attic"

        Truer words were never spoken.

    • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I love whiskey cocktails, and I even like whiskey straight. Whiskey and coke tastes like ass. I’d rather have a shot of whiskey and a coke. I’d much rather have a rum and coke.

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Same, love whiskey straight and like an Old Fashion is :marx-ok:

        • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I love a good old fashioned. Lately I’ve been into making whiskey sours and New York sours (whiskey sour with a float of red wine on top) with egg white and they’re sooooo good and they’re really pretty