"goddamn right I want a little umbrella with that" :gigachad-hd:

The gendering of drinks has always been weird to me. Like clothes I can at least somewhat understand (although there's still a lot of bullshit around that), but... fucking drinks?

  • NotALeatherMuppet [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    ordering a Long Island is basically telling the bartender "i'm looking to get as fucked up as cheaply as possible." and a vodka red bull tells them you're still in college. i order both of those on occasion