this is fantastic

just started an office job after leaving another office job and the only people complaining about working from home are over 40

tony soprano was the good guy cuz he liked a horse energy

at the end of the day, i'm just a big, tequila-filled boy

lemme tell you how to make a stove out of some lighter fluid, an old coffee can, and a roll of toilet paper :bernie-pout:

this would be the dream for a lot of people. stability, security.

so a filipina lady can use a white privilege card but when i tried to use my nword pass i get cancelled :amerikkka-clap:

never liked him or bowie

their cheese sauce is bad. their horseradish sauce and arby-q (i think) sauce is good. idk i'm veg so there's absolutely nothing i can eat there so that's childhood me talking

there's no such thing as no more dogs though

spent the whole day talking to strangers, what an exhausting thing i forgot about

good thing there's no negative associations with the soviet union and nuclear power

only about a hundred times

thought orgasm addict was a groundbreaking song when i was 17

i'm watching it for the first time in 20 years and am enjoying it a lot

all veg deli meats are bad and it's time that changed

:proletariat: driving my 16yo boss and landlord to the discoteque in his tesla

intro joke probably not worth repeating anymore, but you know that already. this'll hopefully blow over in a bit

manager making $13 an hour sentenced to death by the hexbear people's tribunal for giving child $25 to hang out, eat candy, and stack empty boxes

the professionalization of youtube personalities and its consequences :a-guy: