I am very good at using computers and know lots of space facts. My mom actually says I have an opinion on everything but that's because I think really hard before saying anything like I'm playing chess.

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    For those of us here who are single and lonely, how do you recommend that high IQ guys like yourself find Ms. Right.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I hold the door open for every ma'am I see. Even if she's across the parking lot. I'll just stand there.

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        i stg when people do that shit to me they get kicks out of me scurrying belly on the floor like some sort of eldritch abomination to get to the door faster