:heartbreaking:

  • newmou [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Ah shit guess I have to buy a Zelensky body pillow now

    • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Well, they'll all be clearenced out after the libs get all butthurt about this. Best time to buy

      • newmou [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        A growing market of used Zelensky body pillows, trading back and forth until they become general currency

      • Homestar440 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Imagine the propaganda pirouettes they'd have to pull to turn on Zelensky now.....it would be something to behold.