Onion headline: "To save $100m a billionaire slashes 10% of staff at a newspaper. Then as charity gesture PR he gave $100m each to two people."

InevitableSwing [none/use name] · edit-2 7 months ago

Onion headline: "To save $100m a billionaire slashes 10% of staff at a newspaper. Then as charity gesture PR he gave $100m each to two people."

zifnab25 [he/him, any] · 7 months ago

A friend of mine worked in remediation, and he joked about how half the job was just doing surveys and saying "Yes, this land is contaminated" because that was a requirement, but never having to clean anything up because clean-up wasn't actually a requirement issued by the state.