Fucking electrical leakage keeps draining the battery. Which requires manual charging, or to drive it, which requires fuel. Not to mention keeping the weather out, critters out, sunlight etc. I just want to park it for half or whole year without fucking driving it or refueling or charging it every week!
Also the thousand other consumerist techno gadgets around us trapping people into an endless cycle of toiling with out dated, unnecessary objects that slowly drains ones lifeforce away, to enrich the techno vampires sat within their fortified castle chateaus. We are all taking but a brief rest at a shady tree inside the vampires dark endless labyrinth.
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Don't forget the hundreds of dollars per year you have to spend on insurance just to keep it road legal. And even if you never drive it, time is ticking on the lifespan of its consumable parts and fluids. It's astonishing how much of a burden they are and yet American society revolves around its ownership.