• happybadger [he/him]
    hexbear
    60
    2 months ago

    I tried to play Roller Coaster Tycoon the other day but it uses such woke physics that it forced me to kill hundreds of white people. Hundreds.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexbear
        18
        2 months ago

        It ends with white genocide if we don't make an un-woke Roller Coaster Tycoon 4. Zero "centrifugal force" postmodern garbage, only classic physics.

      • AutomatedPossum [she/her]
        hexbear
        29
        2 months ago

        The original character design goal for the first NES game was "let's make a main character that both girls and boys can identify with" and now we have somebody who's simultaneously transition goals for transfeminine, transmasculine and transandrogyne people.

  • buh [any]
    hexbear
    29
    2 months ago

    it really took boogie like 6 years to realize the only way to salvage his career is shifting to right wing grifting

    oh well, at least it's too late

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
      hexbear
      17
      2 months ago

      People told him to stop fence sitting so he had to go full Nazi.

      Very on-brand for a lib.

      • Redcuban1959 [any]
        hexbear
        7
        edit-2
        2 months ago

        I thought he basically became a lolcow, he keeps doing this shit and saying stupid shit to remain relevant since he lost money on crypto (He had gained money and didn't sell the crypto) and like he ate mushrooms and is now slowing dying because he ate mushrooms and weird shit.

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexbear
          4
          2 months ago

          and like he ate mushrooms and is now slowing dying because he ate mushrooms

          This reminds me of my favourite youtube guy. He has an entirely sincere cooking channel where most of the episodes involve some combination of making himself vomit, poisoning himself, or lighting his house on fire. And yet it's completely generic content no matter how chaotic it is. He's just any other guy trying to do a cooking channel for seemingly no audience.

  • Gorb [they/them]
    hexbear
    25
    2 months ago

    Can someone just push boogie off a cliff please

  • Adkml [he/him]
    hexbear
    17
    2 months ago

    It should be mentioned everytime somebody says this dumb shit line that the white people the video game is saying are bad are literal nazis.

  • Rom [he/him]
    hexbear
    9
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    Love how chuds act like that's a hot take and not the same lukewarm media-illiterate take they've been repeating over and over for the entirety of this news cycle.