:pepe-silvia: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT WAS THE FIRST KINGDOM OF MEN
fuck it
i'll incorporate ludicrously tall Aragorn hobbit into my worldview
He enjoys his pipe weed, has a discerning taste palette, and hangs out with Gandalf. I see no lie here.
the character started out as trotter the hobbit. it only became a man when gondor was invented.
so yeah, aragorn the hobbit is real.
Preemptively gathering all the people in my life, locking them in one room and bringing out my 300 slide 6 hour presentation explaining everything that happened in the Silmerillion, in order to prevent them from asking me constant inane questions when one of them decides to watch this show.
I think the people in my life would better understand (or rather, would be more willing to understand) the Silmarillion than they would me explaining to them how evil the US was in post-WWII Korea up through the Korean War.
Uhhhhhh that's Middle Earth. Numénor was an island out in the ocean to the west. And you call yourself a LotR fan...
me trying to explain any piece of fiction or politics to my friends.
most notably the other night I went into like a 15 minute explanation about the world of Death Stranding (prompted by my roommate asking, 'what the fuck is this game why are you carrying a baby around in a pod') - only for both my roommate and our mutual friend to sit there quietly for the entire explanation before saying "I tuned you out after you said BB"
Anyways what I meant to say is that Numenor is shit all my homies love Beleriand
Uhm ackshually this labeled sooo inaccurately lmao fake nerds . . . It says Mordor when that's clearly Black Marsh 🤓
well of course he is. just a very large hobbit who goes to live amongst the tall people at the end:theory-gary:
Me on the train at midnight trying to explain the failures of free market capitalism in the creative industries to my friends using the lack of gratuitous gay sex scenes in films as an example while incredibly drunk
