Game has the same kind of quests. Fetch herbs but you just haphazardly mow over most of them. Save a farm from bandits except you're just blasting them. Kill quest to take out some liches tower but you just blow it up instead of raiding it.
All the npcs treat you like you're not a tank and are baffled by the way you complete their quests. Maybe get really absurd by completing some kind of mount upgrade where you're just a tank on top of some huge horse and it doesn't really make you any more mobile than before.
Game idea: You play as a tankie in a fantasy mmo-esque world
Game has the same kind of quests. Fetch herbs but you just describe their use value instead. Save a farm from bandits except you’re just critiquing them for their lumpenprole actions. Kill quest to take out some liches tower but you just surrender it to the people instead of raiding it.
All the npcs treat you like you’re not a tankie and are baffled by the way you complete their quests. Maybe get really absurd by completing some kind of mount upgrade where you’re just karl marx on top of some huge horse and it doesn’t really make you any more mobile than before.
I will now buy your game.
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There is no game, buy skyrim again or else :todd:
Tricked again ! I curse you Todd Howard !