Me, a terminally online leftist showing up to the Embassy of the People's Republic of China in Washington, D.C. with printouts of all two thousand of my posts from all my hexbear.net accounts.
“I’m not really sure which ones qualify, so I brought all of them. The rest I’ll just put in my scrapbook entitled Digital Synthesis: A Poster’s Theory & Praxis, I guess?”
ask for compensation in the form of a residential visa
Teary eyed, asking the embassy staff how many of my tweets on twitter.com Chen Weihua has to like for me to qualify for full citizenship.
The Embassy