on the blue trolley it's easier to see the blood, so we're raising awareness about all the people we're killing, actually

uhm but have you considered that the trolley accelerates 2.3% faster when it's red rather than when it's blue sometimes?

Umm ackshually when it's the blue trolley the people on the track are spaced out a little more so they are more comfortable while they're being run over. How can you tankies not tell the difference, you must hate seeing people be slightly more comfortable while they're being crushed to death, you guys are the real fascists.