Narcs Next Door :kelly:

these people are probably just playing Pokemon Go or something lmao

  • MiraculousMM [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Got an email from the city council earlier saying they're actively setting up "neighborhood watch" groups and encourage people to apply :agony-soviet: Fuck this dying country

    • MerryChristmas [any]
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      2 years ago

      You should apply. Let the reactionaries worry about the wrecker for a change.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        If you form the "official" group and then just do obnoxious wrecker shit you may be able to demoralize people so much they mind their own business.

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          start the group wait for racists to join, then when they post racist shit save it and publish it if they ever run for office

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Ooh, wait, I've got one; Round up a bunch of the neighborhood ne'er do wells and fit them out with those horse masks, then have them do ritual looking shit in front of someone's Ring camera. When they try to bring it up insist that there's nothing in the pictures and gaslight them in to doubting their own sanity.

            • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              pretty solid prank to do it properly have everone else in the group be friends of yours in on it.

              edit the picture and send it back with no people and claim that's the one they sent

              although it is worth noting this plan will result in them killing someone

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      In bad country people routinely inform on their neighbors to the state security forces.

    • American_Badass [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Yeah, in town they have an annual night where neighborhood watch patrols like batman, lmao. I'd say they're one black youth with a nerf gun away from becoming a lynch mob.