I saw AOC at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told her how awful she is for supporting Biden. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first AOC kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, AOC stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Russian electoral infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, AOC kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Proud of you, comrade. Welcome back to the real world and practical solutions.

That's wonderful! Glad to have you aboard for Joe Biden and the Blue Wave. Drumpf won't know what hit him come November!

By the way, do you have any investing advice for an NYC-based landlord? Gotta keep up the wine budget, ya know?

Spoiler no I didn't, I saw someone else a thousand times better than AOC