By Sc*entology-tier I mean filing like a recognized religion for tax purposes, devotees registering as ELO~Nologists on the religious survey blank, and so on.
I think the chances are roughly a coin toss. If the writer of Battlefield Earth can start a cult/religion that's still going after a bet, maybe that's something that :my-hero: can pull off too.
Idk about odds of an Elontology, but I have been wanting to bring up here that I recently reread Cat's Cradle, and I think a leftist slant of Bokononism is exactly the spiritual necessity of the current moment. A religion of lies based on love for all humans.