• Freaking Jack Thompson and Hillary...stay away from our violent video games. Don't f*ck with GAMERS! mario-finger

  • Killing some celebrity who sucks like Paris Hilton!

  • Random humor like teh Pengu1n of D00m XD XD XD

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    The xbox is really, really big. Like comically big. You could make a joke about how big the xbox is.

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Oh yeah, that's an oldschool joke, gonna use it for use.

      Gotta have a joke about the Wii too...like, it sounds like "Wee" and waving the Wiimote around is kinda like...j*rking off? Maybe Nintendo isn't as family friendly as they say! XD

      • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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        6 months ago

        OK but Mario Party 8 has a mini game where the goal is to shake up a can of soda as fast as possible while gripping the Wii remote in your fist.

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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        6 months ago

        ♫ Then the press says, "Nintendo Wiis are selling like crack", but that's because it's a cheap PS2 dressed up like a Mac ♫