Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social)
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LOS ANGELES (AP) — Dodgers star Shohei Ohtani says he never bet on sports and interpreter Ippei Mizuhara stole money and told lies.
  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Gonna be pretty interesting if it turns out Ohtani did gamble all that money.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      Sometime soon?...

      "I said that I never bet on sports and my interpreter Ippei Mizuhara stole my money and told lies. I need to make some small corrections. Something was lost in translation..."

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      Japanese knock-knock joke

      "Knock-knock."

      "Who's there?"

      "Interpreter."

      "Interpreter who?"

      "Interpreter who needs direct access to millions of dollars in your bank account to do my job correctly."