My da has got me worried, I think he's gone soft

There's half a ton of fertilizer, stowed up in our loft

"Are you gonna be a farmer dad?" I asked him just for fun

He said don't be an eejit, pass the coffee grinder son!

Death to America

:connolly:

I like the name Seamus. Too bad you can’t name kids after other cultures or else it’ll be weird