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  • berrytopylus [she/her,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I can make a much shorter sad story NGL. Here's some

    Sale: Baby shoes, never worn. (Sad because baby die)

    Sale: shoes, never worn. (It's sad because the person who bought it doesn't understand fashion trends and bought them too late)

    Sale: shoes, worn (sad because the shoes are going to be smelly)

    Sale: baby (sad because selling baby)

    Baby (sad because you didn't expect it but now you have to care for baby).