• D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Staff: "Sir, seriously, we don't have you cat. You can come in tomorrow when we open and check for yourself."

    This guy:

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I mean if he's that unhinged he would have concocted an elaborate conspiracy of secret basements or hidden passageways or something.