• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    "Mr. Yang - what is the Forward Party's point of view on hexagons?"

    "The Forward Party’s common sense consensus majority view is very clear on just about every issue under the sun. Therefore hexagons are bad if they divide the country but positive if they unite the country. The Forward Party's forward motion will propel the country forward. See? It's simple..."

    I put a CNN clip of him speaking to Acosta in a top level comment. The first sentence of that word salad I seeming created as a parody is actually a nearly verbatim of what he said in the clip. I only removed some words for the sake of clarity. The fact that anybody takes Yang seriously is insane. He's like a guy in his backyard having an verbal argument with a bunch of crows. He knows he's winning the argument and the crows don't have a leg to stand on.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        It's kind of amazing. Yang is like a character in a political satire tv series. "What does the Forward Party stand for? Well, it's in the name. Forward. What else needs to be said?"

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      He’s like a guy in his backyard having an verbal argument with a bunch of crows. He knows he’s winning the argument and the crows don’t have a leg to stand on.

      At least in that case the crows have recourse with the hood and windshield of his car. :bird-screm1: