Edit - fuck. I had used the wrong link.
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I need you to listen to the deeply broken text-to-speech narration from this Google blog post. They removed it after people pointed out how bad it was, but I promise you this was actual audio on a real official Google blog post.
https://bsky.app/profile/cdrom.ca/post/3koacpoqf362u
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Showcohost! - "Real "I broke IKEA" vibes on the "listen to article" button for this Google blog post"
Lime sounds like he's getting it hit from the back