Jesus: is crucified
Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”
Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.
Can someone please explain this.
EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.
Jesus's crucifixion makes more sense in Orthodoxy because Jesus had to die so he can go to Hell and beat the shit out of Satan while freeing people in Hell. It kinda reminds me of the plot of Doom 1 where Doomguy died in the first episode and wound up in Hell where he can fuck up more demons.
Damn, that sounds metal as hell, when are we getting the megawad?
Huge fan of the harrowing of hell and related ideas.