Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Growing up in America, Christianity is just the MCU version of whatever they got going on in Europe lol.

    • pooh [she/her]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      7 months ago

      Christianity in the US is a guy on TV wearing a Rolex telling you that Pokemon are demons who are possessing your kids.