Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Akshually (no shit he said this it's in writing) according to St. Augustine sin is stored in the balls and comes pre-installed. No wonder on whether an embryo made with zero sperm would still have original sin.

      That'd be kindof a funny fuck you Christian Fascists. Write a story where some kind is born in a state of grace and totally chill bc they're a clone or something. Wouldn't work, though, Christian Fascists think St. Augustine is a city in Florida.

      • Rom [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        So what you're saying is every time someone pounds off they're removing sin from their body.