But I don't know a single woman that keeps her phone charged.
I used to but I lost contact when their phone batteries drained
Exactly. The reason they never text me back must be because their phone is flat
I knew this was the direction things were going when comportment schools fell out of fashion.
Women used to be able to balance like 16 dense socialist texts on their heads while seductively eating hot chip. So much for western culture.
Some of them are more about eat hot chip or lying, it's a constantly shifting trialectic from woman to woman
edit: oops, also be bisexual, so quadralectic
well when they aren't charging they phones they're being bisexual, which is most of the time
This is another issue trivially solved by communism - here in China we have 120W phone chargers that will charge your phone in 15 minutes. And if that wasn't enough, you can easily rent a charged battery pack while out and about
We've got spicy numbing hot pot flavored chips, they're 🔥 ngl
My girlfriend has a wireless charger next to her bed and she'll still leave the house in the morning on 5%. I think we'll also need the re-education camps