It turns out that accommodating spoiled aristocrats who order shit they don't need from halfway across the Earth on a whim has a cost, and let me tell you: that cost isn't coming out of the executives' salaries!
Every time you return something, you are adding data to a spreadsheet that returns the value of "fuck you."
i thought this was going to be about how investors are always secure in their investments, even stupid investments, cus like the silicon valley bank just gets IRS checks if things go to shit