Now listen here kid, there's about as many proletariat in the imperial core as there are virgins in a cat house!
The labor aristocrats of the first world will scarf up treats like a kid in a candy shop after close, and they'll step over a stiff in a shallow grave to do it!
Your goose will be cooked, served and eaten like it's Easter Dinner if you bet your boots on first world revolution sonny!
Folks! The labor aristocracy? They're no good! More and more people are saying it. The workers in the imperial core, many fine big strong workers, have been bourgeoisified by the superexploitation of the third world proletariat! People say to me, President Trump, how do we identify the primary contradictions? I'll tell you! It's the contradiction of the colonizer and the colonized, only a revolution of the Global South can make communism great again.
Listen here chap! I don't know what kinda cow and pony show you're running, but that ain't no kind of old-timey talk I know see!
The lying mainstream media wants you to believe I can't talk like an old-timey newspaper guy, but folks? They don't want me to tell you this - they told me not to say it - but I'm actually the best at talking like an old-timey newspaper guy. No one has ever talked as good as me!