When I was in senior year government education class, we were forced to try and run a mock election in class and had the class divide up into political parties to run in.

Obviously the majority of the girls went to run under the democrat banner and the majority of the guys ran under the republican banner.

If I remember at this point I was rapidly drifting away from being a rabid reactionary that would've made a gamer gater fascist smile with pride at to being generically apolitical. Like not even any stereotypical hog positions or shitlib stuff like I went full tabula rasa mode.

So I didn't really give a shit and was gonna just kinda fly under the radar not participating when this group of wanna-be greasers in spikey leather jackets and long greasy hair who played in their death metal band and gamed over weekends asked if I wanted to join their party as their primary speaker of their Party. I asked then what party it was and they said the communist party.

I had literally no idea what a communist party was except having like the barest grasp that 1984 and animal farm was about them but because I had no background education on literally anything east of Germany those lessons didn't give me anticommunist brainworms.

Anyways when we ran they were all behind me doing rocker poses and head thrashing to shit I said since they gave me a basic run-through of what some commie positions were and I basically did a Bernie sanders speech while they shouted commie memes between sentences.

We won first place lol