Uhhh, what the fuck?

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    I guess some people hear the lyrics to Every Breath You Take by The Police and think, "How ❤️❤️❤️ romantic!"

    I am more of a "don't eff/date/marry your stalker" kind of person.

    really excited for the next step of loving surveillance technology, like apps that slave all the nearby microphones and let your "loved ones" record and playback every word from every conversation you have throughout the day and watch you on CCTV. so you can be safe from all the extremely high crime rates and terrorism.

    and they can feel safe knowing that you will never leave them without them being 3 steps ahead of you.