• UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :grillman: around here lose their shit and even talk in hushed vengeful tones about people that are awake at night and don't wake up just before sunrise to mow the sacred lawn.

    That isn't an exaggeration. I keep nocturnal hours and sometimes when I look out the window just before going to sleep I can see :grillman: congregated on the adjacent sidewalk glaring at my garden, the hedges and other native flora that haven't yet been destroyed by their constant complaint calls to The Department of Boomer Conformity, and I know they wait for that time to stand out there gawking because I'm never seen at sunrise doing holy lawn rituals at the appointed magic morning hour.

    • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I killed a couple of lawns there a few weekend back, and the neighbours of the houses i went to looked horrified as i turned up the precious yard to replace it with native plant species. No HOA's, so all they could do is stew, outside of one old guy asking me to kill his lawn too.