Marg Bar America
I'd always thought that'd be a really good right wing grift-- make a kickstarter for some over-the-top America First bar in nowhere Texas that just virtue signals "traditionalist" values & toxic traits. Like gun range, fireworks, freedom, flags, meat, grills, support imperialism, the good old days, christian values, etc.
Then just use the money for some blowout rager for your leftist friends or donate it to charity idk. Prob a little of both
Of course, in this bar we don't serve margaritas from job stealing Mexico. We only serve made in America Whiskey. 🇺🇸
If an artistically minded comrade designs a t-shirt for this establishment I will buy one for every day of the week.
Oh my god yes I am just artistic enough to accomplish that this weekend
A US patriotism themed margarita bar t shirt honestly should have a mediocre design anyway, which I can pull off stunningly
In case you need further inspiration:
https://www.theonion.com/new-subway-promotion-to-honor-subtember-11-1819575535
it's the guy pretending to be a plane with his mouth open that makes it
Drape it in a big USA flag table cloth, have a bunch of citrus juices and slices that people can add themselves, and give people a $1 discount if they pose for the camera, say the name of the venue, and cheer.
(I may have been thinking about doing this for a very long time.)
