Every time I hear some contrarian nonsense from, say, some nothing streamer or disgusting republican "politician" (the united states is an occupation force moreso than a government) I just find myself thinking "of fucking course they said that. I’m not even mildly impressed by the feeble fuckin attempts at “provocation” these people do nowadays.

Like, holy shit, this kind of thing is so predictable it makes me feel like I’m living in some exaggerated slapstick fucking cartoon reality where every attention-seeking public figure beyond a certain level of fame has the intelligence of the main character of a half-page-long Polish joke printed in some shitty Manhattan newspaper in the 1920s, where the moral is some shit like “Ah shucks, look at how this fool tries to cause a stir wherever he goes! He always ends up simply saying the opposite of what we common folks think!” It’s fucking inane and pitiful when it’s genuine, and morally rotten when it’s just a cynical trick where they’re “playing dumb.” This shit applies mainly to US politics and their federal agencies, but in the latter case it’s definitely a sick hybrid of both. For wannabe pundits like Vaush though, I’m honestly not sure. But for both his supposed beliefs and his repulsive sexual misconduct, he’s definitely at the very least a depraved motherfucker who should probably be resting in a pit somewhere, sealed over with cement Chernobyl-style. He’s clearly a moron too, for thinking that is or has ever been a good way for anyone to spend their life instead of helping people and actually being at odds with corrupt systems of capitalism.

Seriously, what is in the fucking water across North America nowadays? Actually, don’t even answer that. I already know and would rather not think about it.

  • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Started out as a comment about :funny-clown-hammer: blatantly just trying to upset people by saying the opposite of a morally and mentally stable popular opinion. Thought it'd make more sense applied generally to political figures nowadays.

  • Abstraction [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Sadly it is not just North America, the self-titled "provocateurs" are honestly just the most tiring people

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    shocking for us, or shocking for the less terminally-online people that haven't let their brains be turned into a giant colony for :brainworms: