Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"

Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.

The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.

Anyone else have one?

  • DoghouseCharlie [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    When I was a kid I had one of those cap guns but the cap wasn't going off so I just bit into it. It went off in my mouth and my tongue started bleeding. I can feel a lump in my tongue to this day from it.