Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"

Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.

The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.

Anyone else have one?

  • MtF_DOOM [she/her,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    i brained that fucker something fierce and the other pigs made sure I paid for it lol

    the brained pig stopped brutalizing some friends though, so :mission-accomplished-1::mission-accomplished-2: