1. Treat food as medicine

Can't wait to pay $1800 for an orange.

  1. Focus on quality of calories, not just quantity

They're just gonna fuck up SNAP so everyone can only buy Prime Fresh™ Veggie Straws, DANNON™ Greek Yogurt, and Planters™ nuts

  1. Expand access to dietary and lifestyle counseling

Congratulations, citizen. Your yearly doctor's appointment is now a Zoom meeting with a diet counselor.

  1. Support food entrepreneurs

Bruh.

  1. Increase the number of new farmers growing healthy foods using regenerative farming techniques

Galaxy brain, rotating the subsidies on a yearly basis, so every year the only vegetables grown are Corn, Rice, Soybeans, and Wheat. Barely functioning nutrient cycling.

  1. Make school meals free for all students

:shrek-troll: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of *flush*

  1. Establish a federal 'food czar'

Clearly we need more government czars to promote synergy.

  • DigimonOtis [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    It'll be entrepreneurs buying semi-expired food and food with lower safety standards that's sold at like a 10% discount despite being bought at like 15% the cost. And sold via a distributed Uber-like Van system.

    • barrbaric [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      We already have those new companies that sell "ugly" produce so the consumers can feel better about avoiding food waste. IIRC a lot of that produce used to get donated to food banks and the like, so it fucked over the poorest as well.