- Treat food as medicine
Can't wait to pay $1800 for an orange.
- Focus on quality of calories, not just quantity
They're just gonna fuck up SNAP so everyone can only buy Prime Fresh™ Veggie Straws, DANNON™ Greek Yogurt, and Planters™ nuts
- Expand access to dietary and lifestyle counseling
Congratulations, citizen. Your yearly doctor's appointment is now a Zoom meeting with a diet counselor.
- Support food entrepreneurs
Bruh.
- Increase the number of new farmers growing healthy foods using regenerative farming techniques
Galaxy brain, rotating the subsidies on a yearly basis, so every year the only vegetables grown are Corn, Rice, Soybeans, and Wheat. Barely functioning nutrient cycling.
- Make school meals free for all students
:shrek-troll: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of *flush*
- Establish a federal 'food czar'
Clearly we need more government czars to promote synergy.
Czars have a great historical record of efficacy and not getting overthrown by their own people.