• Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    My boss sobbing in the corner of the office "Please. We can't afford to pay you any more, we can't keep the doors open"

    Takes a bite out of my 8th lead pipe "MY NEW WAGE IS NOW $1,170/HOUR. I GOT DOZENS MORE OF THESE WHERE THIS ONE CAME FROM, BITCH"