Yeah. He hit me from behind with a gold club, beat me with it till it bent into a question mark, threw me down the stairs and then chucked bowling balls from the top of the stairs onto my unconscious body. And as a final fuck you he dumped out cat's litter box on me and then took my old laptop to his workplace and threw it in an industrial sized microwave. He thought I was in on some sort of conspiracy against him. He though his Freemason uncle put out a hit on him for knowing too much.
He's a failson from a wealthy family. He got hit with 10 years for attempted murder and his dad ended up forking over the money for my medical bills since there was no way he'd ever get out of that debt.
This comment took a fucking turn comrade!
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Yeah. He hit me from behind with a gold club, beat me with it till it bent into a question mark, threw me down the stairs and then chucked bowling balls from the top of the stairs onto my unconscious body. And as a final fuck you he dumped out cat's litter box on me and then took my old laptop to his workplace and threw it in an industrial sized microwave. He thought I was in on some sort of conspiracy against him. He though his Freemason uncle put out a hit on him for knowing too much.
Holy shit dude thats fucking wild
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He's a failson from a wealthy family. He got hit with 10 years for attempted murder and his dad ended up forking over the money for my medical bills since there was no way he'd ever get out of that debt.
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But like, a different kind, that a professional provides
Least deranged rich man
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