I've always had a dream

I'd like to meet the Queen

I'd punch her in the face

Yeah that would make me laugh

I'd like to kick her in the teeth

And then I'd take a picture of it

In lovely Ektachrome

And then I'd give it to the Prince

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I hate the bloody queen

She made me go to school

I hate the bloody queen

and all her bloody rules

I'd like to drown the Queen

Off the coast of Argentine

Throw her off a battleship

With her Falkland war machine

She taxes me to death

I can't afford me dope

I'd like to get her high

Yeah that would make me laugh

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I hate the bloody queen

I hate the bloody queen

I hate the bloody queen

I feel sorry for you Lady Di for having a mother in law like that