• Diogenes_Barrel [love/loves]
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      2 years ago

      only if they have the wisdom to position themselves where it'll pierce something important. this :galaxy-brain: would somehow manage to skewer each limb and still be very alive for the squish

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I'm thinking some boiling oil would help, not enough to boil them to death, just enough to scald their feet and hands enough to discourage climbing the spikes

      Also, the spikes could be blunt, like a meat tenderizer, just there to really smash them into chunky paste