Born during the final breaths of the highest monarch in all the lands, our alliance was forged during a hurricane on the eve of 9/11. It holds many mysteries in that bulbous head that I have yet to solve, it's name is [REDACTED] and it's gender is unintelligible static

Once fully rendered into my possession I will take great care of it until the Day of Ruin. This is your last warning, you bears, for it is on its way.