Full title: STILL NOT SELLING!!! CAR DIED TODAY WHEN THE TRANSMISSION BLEW. I HAVE A TERRIBLE CREDIT SCORE, NO CASH ON HAND, AND ALMOST 16K OF AMC/APE SHARES. I NEED A NEW CAR. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT 💎🙌

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/xbrfkf/still_not_selling_car_died_today_when_the/

Archived: https://archive.ph/wip/Irn2E

OP: https://www.reddit.com/user/SoffTako

OP's only subreddit which is just them begging Elon Musk for $2000 in the sidebar without actually tagging Musk in any way: https://www.reddit.com/user/sofftako/m/elon_musk_please_help/

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/tapjct/i_just_applied_to_work_for_the_greatest_company/ Here they are doxxing themselves to show that they applied to work the floor at an AMC cinema, where the money stolen from their wages would be funneled to shareholders if it was making a profit. They don't even list crew wages in this state where they're legally required to so it's probably minimum wage or pays less than fast food does.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Ohhhh we have a fellow Ape in Orlando. If you get the job, I’m stopping by to grab popcorn and a ticket. Please charge me double on each please

      :data-laughing: This is way beyond bootlicking I don't even know what to say.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Envisions random ape walking in after he's hired and yelling ROBERT*

        Pickle Rick became the funniest shit I've ever seen when that guy was so devoted to a terrible meme that he jumped on a McDonalds counter and started screaming "I'm Pickle Rick." He sincerely thought it was funny in a way that makes it unintentional absurdist fodder.

        The guy who goes into an AMC cinema to scream "Robert!" is going to be so hyped up on reddit energy and desperate to make a successful post out of it. He's not going to stop at screaming "Robert!" once, especially if there is no response. He's going to do something so uniquely cringe-worthy that it gives a whole new way to mock stock cults. His pain will birth the meme that ends all of this.

        • RonJeremyCorbyn [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          when that guy was so devoted to a terrible meme that he jumped on a McDonalds counter and started screaming “

          pls link

          • happybadger [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GC5rAX0xHg It's so bad.

            • RonJeremyCorbyn [none/use name]
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              2 years ago

              lol, well, he'll probably pretty embarrassed about that for a while, but so silly and stupid it's kind of funny