Full title: STILL NOT SELLING!!! CAR DIED TODAY WHEN THE TRANSMISSION BLEW. I HAVE A TERRIBLE CREDIT SCORE, NO CASH ON HAND, AND ALMOST 16K OF AMC/APE SHARES. I NEED A NEW CAR. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT 💎🙌

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/xbrfkf/still_not_selling_car_died_today_when_the/

Archived: https://archive.ph/wip/Irn2E

OP: https://www.reddit.com/user/SoffTako

OP's only subreddit which is just them begging Elon Musk for $2000 in the sidebar without actually tagging Musk in any way: https://www.reddit.com/user/sofftako/m/elon_musk_please_help/

  • Rem [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    They are literally praying to him, like this is what prayer is, they are doing religion, hahaha

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      That's why I love GME/AMC/Superstonk so much. They're pyramid scheme cults that only double down on the mechanics of both when they can't psychically manipulate the stock market with one neat trick. They'll become monks in an AMC cinema before they question their faith.

      • Rem [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        It's really a when prophesy fails kinda thing. Like it was funny in the two weeks it was happening when hedge fund guy got angry on TV telling people to stop buying the stock, some people made some money at their expense, and then it dumped to a normal value and it was over, then YEARS PASSED and people think there's still anything happening there.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          All the failed prophesy of Millerism and all of the convoluted bible maths to justify why the world is actually ending next month. Like the black death it's one of those neat historical things I didn't think I'd get to see vividly in my lifetime.

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Capitalism is a Lovecraftian horror, economists its priests, and these bazinga brains their acolytes. Nowhere have I seen this phenomenon more perfectly distilled than in that thread.