Full title: STILL NOT SELLING!!! CAR DIED TODAY WHEN THE TRANSMISSION BLEW. I HAVE A TERRIBLE CREDIT SCORE, NO CASH ON HAND, AND ALMOST 16K OF AMC/APE SHARES. I NEED A NEW CAR. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT 💎🙌

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/xbrfkf/still_not_selling_car_died_today_when_the/

Archived: https://archive.ph/wip/Irn2E

OP: https://www.reddit.com/user/SoffTako

OP's only subreddit which is just them begging Elon Musk for $2000 in the sidebar without actually tagging Musk in any way: https://www.reddit.com/user/sofftako/m/elon_musk_please_help/

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    No they don't. They think you're supposed to hold them forever until they're worth $42069 a share and by that time you don't have to sell because Elon will make you rich with dogecoin, that you also never sell.

    Isn't it weird how these people found the exact strategy that makes fintech companies rich? Buy stocks when nobody wants them so you get extra kickback from wholesalers, then hold them forever so you can lend out their money. Totally a coincidence that internet strangers pushed meme stocks and told a generation of new retail traders how to give away their money.