And then stink up the place with your beany farts. This applies to everyone in every industry unless you work in a small enclosed space where the only people you would punish are your fellow employees. Tech bro being forced to return to office? Bean farts. Grocery store cashier? Bean farts. Bus driver? You know you gotta bean fart.

If everyone bean farts constantly at work bosses will have no choice but to keep people at home, or protected from shitty customers because customers will complain about the fart smell. Or at the very least your boss will keep the fuck away from you leaving you more time and space to organize your co workers.

This is such a genius idea I don't know why it hasn't been implemented yet. I call it the Beanfart Organizing Initiative. Prove to me this won't work you can't.