I post on a little site called hexbear.com and It got all these libs on it, unknown to them I am not actually a liberal. I have been secretly drip feeding communist propaganda through their hasantent slop. Through the use of repeated key phrases such as treats and praxis I have turned the libs of hexbear into effective sleeper agents able to do kungfu backflips around the innate contradictions of their western leftist lifestyles. By years end we will have the vegans spouting pro-cannibalism propaganda to advance the operation of “eat porky”, we constantly monitor the absurdity and sincerity levels of posters, whenever absurdity levels are high we inject large amount of sincerepostings in order to internalize the absurdity as sincere, whenever sincerity levels are high we inject absurditypostings in order to make people focus less on their real problems and instead on the revolution which is a highly convoluted abstract concept that prevents the liberals from doing meaningful work to change things. Should the operation become compromised then operation “touch grass” is initiated which involves logging off and doing twelve hours of meditation to purge oneself of the cognitohazard memes consumed while owning the libs.

  • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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    8 months ago

    I got recipes for spaghetti Boris-gnese and a variant on the American garbage plate I call Eton mess.