The Rules of Fart club

  • Fart Club Rule 1 | You don’t talk about fart club.
  • Fart Club Rule 2 | YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FART CLUB.
  • Fart Club Rule 3 | Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fart is over.
  • Fart Club Rule 4 | Only two guys to a fart.
  • Fart Club Rule 5 | One Fart at a time.
  • Fart Club Rule 6 | No Shits, No shoes.
  • Fart Club Rule 7 | Farts will go on as long as they have to.
  • Fart Club Rule 8 | If this is your first night at fart club, you have to fart.
    • PointAndClique [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      Well then this club aint for you. Toot club is down the road

      Edit: wair actually talking about farts js okay, just don't talk about the club and we're peachy. Feel free to join