Beanis and wienis

I worked with this guy for a while who, instead of eating the free provided hot lunch that had some vegetables incorporated in it, would instead bring his own from home. it would be a can of the Vienna sausages (basically this, but instead of tomato sauce, they were in a salty broth with noodles, and a sleeve of saltines.

he was like 50 years old and also smoked like a chimney.

I couldn't wrap my head around how he wasn't dead yet.

give those chimkins back they meat wiener.

The reason they call it a chicken wiener is because it has performance anxiety

Nice meat wiener bro